Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Letterman Finally Beats "The Tonight Show"...Um...Yay?


Courtesy of Defamer, we have this report detailing how Leno's exit has allowed former rival David Letterman to once again take a shot at being the ratings king of late night TV. According to the report, Letterman's "Late Show" topped "The Tonight Show" for the first time in eight months last night.


On the one hand, it's nice to see Dave finally getting the attention that he's deserved. While I'm nowhere near as big a Leno hater as most writers, it goes without saying that Letterman was fighting the good fight of intelligence over easy laughs during the entire rivalry. The man should have rightfully been on top of the talk show game for at least a little while (though I would argue that those who say he was always, without fail better than Leno are missing the point that talk shows are about the guests, not the hosts...).


Still, this isn't a victory for intelligence anymore. Instead, it kind of feels like a victory for the recognizable, and one that comes at the expense of a guy who has ALWAYS been trying to push the highbrow envelope for late night television. Is middle America really so scared of bookish pedigrees that they'll turn to the often abrasive Letterman over the younger, more personable, and generally funnier Conan? People have been telling me the public hates smart people for years (generally as they speed by in their cars throwing Burger King cups at my head). It makes me sad to see them proved right in a comedy landscape that looked like it might have grown up.


Meh, says I. Meh upon all of you, Nielsen box holders.


Oh, and I'm back from an extended absence, so that's nice. Good to see you too.

Friday, May 22, 2009

Video Of Jimmy Kimmel at ABC Upfronts



For your enjoyment, here's the video of Jimmy Kimmel's monologue at the ABC upfronts. Funny stuff, particularly the line about "Bingo In America" or whatever the hell that abomination was called. Yes, I know that the idea that a bunch of millionaires taking a devil may care attitude to money is a bit wrong for the times, but the performance itself is quality, and funny goes a long way with me.

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Painfully Good / "Glee" Review


I had other things to post. Honestly, I did. I was going to talk about the “Grey’s Anatomy” finale, maybe comment some more on the Leno backlash, and probably call it a day as I try desperately to find this blog’s footing. But that doesn’t matter right now. What matters is that I just finished watching the pilot episode of FOX’s “Glee” online, and now you need to do it too. Because if there is one thing that I know that this blog is about, it’s television that wraps you up in its characters and makes you feel. I don’t mean that it startles you with twists, or makes you laugh, or react to the show; I mean that it ties you to one or more of the players involved and links your emotions to theirs whether or not you intended to have it happen. Glee does that, and I’m speaking as someone who never participated in a cappella or theater, or any dramatic pursuit that defined my identity among my peers. I’m speaking as someone who understands passion, and because everyone with a pulse falls into that category, everyone needs to give this show a shot.

Quick rundown of the situation as it stands: Will Schuester (Matthew Morrison, who is wonderfully aloof here) is a high school Spanish teacher. Upon learning of the firing of the director of what was once his high school glee club, Will takes the group over and begins recruiting members. Drama diva Rachel Berry (Lea Michelle), Beyonce wannabe Mercedes (Amber Riley), disabled geek musician Arty (Kevin McHale), rocker girl Tina (Jenna Ushkowitz), and overtly gay fashion king Kurt (Chris Colfer) form the initial band of castaways. Through a little underhandedness, Will manages to get football quarterback Finn Hudson (Cory Monteith) to join up as well. Also, there are "villains" such as the cheerleading coach (the always great Jane Lynch) who show promise, but don't factor in too much in the pilot. From there, the show takes you through the struggles of the group to come together, anchored by Will’s own struggle to keep the group alive (he needs to win at regionals to do so) and keep himself involved. To that last point, Will is being nagged by his shrewish wife, Terri (Jessalyn Gilsig), to become an accountant and leave high school behind.

That’s the basic setting for the drama, and I won’t ruin too much of the pilot explaining what happens. What I will say is that this show, for all of its over-the-top singing and characters, does what few other shows dare to do and puts its characters in painfully vulnerable situations, and it wins because of it. Watching each of the members of the glee club face their “loser” status, be crushed by it, and eventually embrace it leads to some of the most cringeworthy moments of the show, but these are also the moments that tied me to these kids, dragging me through their suffering to let me eventually revel in their joy. To that end, Lea Michelle and Cory Monteith are fantastic, opening their characters up beyond stereotyped clichés and instead letting viewers see them as real, aching people yearning to be special. It’s that search, one to which almost everyone can relate, that acts as the engine for the show.

Will’s own search for what makes him special is the other, wonderful half of “Glee”. In a final scene with school counselor Emma (Jayma Mays, who is perfect, perfect, perfect here), Will, having left the glee club to find work that will provide for his newly pregnant wife and their soon-to-arrive child, is challenged to decide exactly what it is he wants to “provide” for his newfound family: “The understanding that money is the most important thing, or the idea that the only life worth living is one that you’re really passionate about.” That passion for being exactly, almost embarrassingly what it is, a quirky musical dramedy about a high school glee club, separates “Glee” from other shows about high school, or about almost anything, for that matter. By the end of “Glee,” if you’re not being pulled into the thrill of watching these so-called losers pull together for one what may be the greatest ending sequence of any episode of television ever shown on the FOX network, I’m not sure what can be done for you. Go enjoy the manufactured participation of “American Idol” or the easy distance of a police procedural. I’ll be singing along, and loving every second of it.

The Most Relieving Internet Tool Since...Um...


My love/hate relationship with the TV dead zone between spring and summer continues, as I get to highlight this potentially wonderful tool for anyone who enjoys movies and drinking. RunPee.com is a site dedicated to finding the best points in movie releases for the full bladdered viewer to make a three minute break for the restroom. As someone who sat through the last hour of Con Air at age 11 on the verge of exploding, this is potentially a better invention than the wheel. Enjoy.

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Considering How Many Of Her Young She Probably Eats, Eight Is Now a Surprise...


Courtesy of Warming Glow, my suspicions are confirmed, and Kate from "Jon & Kate Plus 8" is one of the worst people on reality TV. According to US Weekly...

Baby nurse Angela Krall, who watched the sextuplets as infants for more than a year, tells Us that the short-fused Kate fired 40 nurses and nurse’s aides in the three months before she was hired…

Krall reveals that Kate posted “demeaning” signs in every room detailing rules, and fired one woman on the spot for washing her hands in the kitchen instead of the bathroom. “Kate flipped,” says Krall. “She thought it was cross-contamination.”

That level of perfectionism also tore her apart from her father, Kenton Kreider, a pastor, after he gave her cribs donated by his parishioners. “They didn’t match and Kate rejected them,” says a family source.

Wow. All of this would be understandable, but considering that Kate's brother has also started rumors of an open relationship between Jon and Kate (so THAT'S how the series hasn't ended in a horrific murder suicide yet...), this can't be good for Kate's public perception. With news like this emerging about these two, viewers will have no choice but to...AWWWWWW EIGHT BABIES AWWWWWWWWWWWW...

Slow News Days Equal Commercials



Courtesy of Warming Glow, enjoy this bizarre commercial for Martin Fine Furniture. An old dude shoots people. A lot. Oh, and then he apparently gets shot in the head at the end. So...buy a sofa and get a free chair?

Looking Back: "24" Returns To Greatness


I’m not going to sit here and tell you that “24” is the most nuanced show on television, but after that finale, I feel comfortable putting it back in the conversation for the most entertaining series currently on TV. For all the complaints about it lacking subtlety, this season marked a return to the kind of ethical dilemmas that made the show great for its first four seasons, yet didn’t lose the action that turned its initial success (resulting from a post 9/11 climate) into something more sustainable. I’ve been calling it “Vintage 24” all season long, but maybe it’s something else entirely now. Having found a new locale, and a new (if familiar) formula for things playing out (Jack was sidelined a LOT this season, and yet still never felt anything less than primary in the action), this could be the start of “24’s” second wind.

Consider the lack of closure provided by this season, as opposed to previous seasons which took the “Jack wanders off into the distance” motif a bit far (even the kidnapping to China was pretty much a take on this trick). Here, we saw Jack confronted with the inadequacy of his own solution to the evils of the world (Tony’s damning “YOU RAN AWAY!” speech will be the highlight of Carlos Bernard’s acting career), the introduction (or revelation) of a new, long term villain (this mysterious organization that has “been around” since season 5 intrigues me), and a reunion of Kim and Jack that will save Jack for the future, further complicating the family dynamic.

But by far the most satisfying part of the finale came when Rene, worn down and hardened by a day watching Jack Bauer do what he does to get the results he gets, enter an interrogation room to torture information out of a recently arrested head of this “organization.” The fact that I didn’t know how to respond is a credit to this season reopening the once dominant “24” theme of exactly how far we should be willing to go to protect “the greater good.” Larry Moss, killed off toward season’s end, provided Jack with the kind of foil that he hadn’t had for the previous two seasons, and even Jack started to show a lack of faith in his tactics, acknowledging the rules as necessary and good, even as he throws them to the side to save lives. When Rene steels her will to do what earlier in the day she thought reprehensible, the audience doesn’t know whether her time with Jack has enlightened or corrupted her. That’s not just great “24”; that’s great television.